100% Pure Bacon Burger And More

bacon burger

It makes me glad that someone made this happen, partially because it makes me feel like I don’t have to. I’ve been to the state fair and had my food choices questioned by some: deep fried twinkies, deep fried oreos, deep fried snickers bars. Next to the 100% Bacon Burger though, that is all child’s play. Want to kick it up a notch? How about the deep fried 100% bacon burger stuffed with mozarella? I feel like I could get a heart attack just writing about it, but in a good way.

Ok, but what do BABY ninjas wear?

babyninja

Well, clearly, here is your answer. Even though this baby ninja is really cute, her fighting stance says that she has been trained well and can readily kick your butt. The folks who sell this baby ninja gear call this outfit a “tracksuit” probably due to the legal implications of selling ninja clothing for toddlers. This particular style is called “BreakDance”. Yeah, breakdance your face off with my baby ninja skills. Imagine how cute it would be to see an army of these little baby ninjas descending on your house under the veil of night. Climbing in your windows with their baby ninja cuteness before they make you wish you never crossed their master.

Getting Better

Ok.  Things don’t look as bad as they did, but they aren’t back to normal yet.

Still working on it.

Oops.

I had to go and mess with things and now my blog looks like doo doo.

I’m sorry.

I tried to update the look of the blog and entered into a world of pain. I am going to take advantage of this state of ugliness to upgrade to the newest version of wordpress. Hopefully when the look of the blog returns to normal, it will have better features and will be slightly snazzier. Although, at this point I would be happy to just get it back to the way it was.

At this rate though, where I post to the blog every 3 months or so, it doesn’t really matter what it looks like.

:(

The Proposition

The Mrs. and I watched a movie by that name the other night. I don’t recommend it. It got all these great reviews, but I can’t see why. How can I go wrong with a western set in Australia? I aksed myself. “The Proposition” was my answer.

This proposition is way better though, and if I had a Playstation 3 I would agree in a heartbeat. Taco Bell is offering $12,000 in Taco Bell Bucks to the first person willing to give up their new PS3 to the Boys and Girls Club. As the article points out, this is enough Taco Bell Bucks to get a taco every day for the next 54 years. I’m not sure how long it would last me though. My favorite food is tacos.

It is probably for the best that I don’t have a PS3 to trade in. I don’t remember learning any rhymes about health that started with “A taco a day”. If there was a saying like that it would probably end with “means you’ll need a bidet” or some other reference to the digestive process.




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