Once again, Japan is one step ahead of us. They’ve developed this gun that launches a teddy bear into the air. Once free of the gun, the teddy bear’s parachute deploys and he descends safely to the ground. How cute is that?
The makers of this gun intended it to be used at weddings, because in Japan, they have started throwing teddy bears into the air instead of bouquets. Why not market it towards gun customers as well? Let’s say you went into your local gun shop to pick up a gun, and they had these guys sitting next to the regular guns, which one are you going to buy? And think of how much nicer convenience store robberies would be if criminals used teddy bear guns.
“Give me all the money in the cash register, or i’ll ‘cute’ you!”
Technology brings us one step closer to the Hippo Cannon. My plans are falling into place perfectly. Mua ha ha.
In other news, how far ahead of the pitch (”Bowler Accredited Dismissal” for those more comfortable with Cricket metaphors. Englishmen, I’m looking in your direction.) is Mike Shaw? Only this morning did notable Vlog “Rocketboom.com” get around to mentioning the DIY Mont Blanc pen. Thanks to Lil’ Mikey, I’d already been writing with mine for days. Well done, young man. Well done.
In other other news, Amanda Congdon of the aforementioned Rocketboom is so off the charts beautiful that it’s worth enduring the stiff, forced delivery of her video log entries, just to behold her. I don’t think I’ve ever been so attracted specifically to a woman’s neck. She makes me feel like a vampire. More than usual, I mean.